3.28.14

What Countries Call Themselves

  • Italy: Italia
  • Germany: Deutschland
  • Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
  • France: France (in a super cool accent)
  • China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
  • England: The United Kingdom
  • Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
  • Canada: Canada
  • America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
3.28.14
3.28.14

flyingonthefriendshipship:

Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing. 
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.

~ Green Eggs and Hamlet 

(via shutupanddiehl)

3.26.14
400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

(Source: whiteteen, via irwiinbutt)

3.25.14

(Source: yeoshin, via fakesnakes)

3.24.14
awwww-cute:

Yawwwwn

awwww-cute:

Yawwwwn

(via mydarling)

3.24.14

(Source: rhade-zapan, via mydarling)

3.24.14

I intimidate

In ironic ivory

Instigating ire

3.24.14
3.24.14

ingroan:

i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

(via likeneelyohara)

3.13.14

Hatred halted him
Handouts happen hastily
How historical

3.12.14
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